“Hey Mr Gnome,

Who is the most frequent visitor to Regina and Henry’s house?” Mandy from Florida

Gnome– Hi Mandy, Well I can’t see all that well, but the most frequent visitors would be;

– The tenacious vinyl window salesman (I’ll bet if his heart was in one of the heart vault drawers, he would have got the heart squeeze by now, but no such luck),
– The Pizza guy. He says he’s lost, but I think he’s trying to get Regina to go to prom with him,
– Sidney, dropping off Mary Margaret and David pictures,
– The neighbors coming over to tell her to turn off the Yoko Ono she keeps playing over and over,
– Two sneaky ladies (That look very much like Emma and Mary Margaret. Just sayin’) Toilet Paper Regina’s front yard,
– A lady used to come around to get a petition signed to tear down Regina’s (Very unsafe looking) Playground in the middle of the first. Note, I said the lady USED TO come around,
– Oh and there is one more person that I see alot, but I can’t say. Seriously, ABC has a clause I had to sign (and with my hands, that wasn’t easy). SO, I can’t say. Seriously, I can’t. Look, as scared as I am of Regina, I’m more scared of ABC’s lawyers. For reals.

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