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Ask Regina’s Garden Gnome – Regina’s Visitor

“Hey Mr Gnome,

Who is the most frequent visitor to Regina and Henry’s house?” Mandy from Florida

Gnome– Hi Mandy, Well I can’t see all that well, but the most frequent visitors would be;

– The tenacious vinyl window salesman (I’ll bet if his heart was in one of the heart vault drawers, he would have got the heart squeeze by now, but no such luck),
– The Pizza guy. He says he’s lost, but I think he’s trying to get Regina to go to prom with him,
– Sidney, dropping off Mary Margaret and David pictures,
– The neighbors coming over to tell her to turn off the Yoko Ono she keeps playing over and over,
– Two sneaky ladies (That look very much like Emma and Mary Margaret. Just sayin’) Toilet Paper Regina’s front yard,
– A lady used to come around to get a petition signed to tear down Regina’s (Very unsafe looking) Playground in the middle of the first. Note, I said the lady USED TO come around,
– Oh and there is one more person that I see alot, but I can’t say. Seriously, ABC has a clause I had to sign (and with my hands, that wasn’t easy). SO, I can’t say. Seriously, I can’t. Look, as scared as I am of Regina, I’m more scared of ABC’s lawyers. For reals.

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Ask Regina’s Garden Gnome – Oscars Best Picture prediction

“Dear Gnome,

Who do you think will win the Best Picture Oscar this year?” Brad Pit (Not *that* Brad Pitt. I only have one T in my last name, no kids and I’m not living with Angelina Jolie)

Gnome– Is Gnomeo and Juliet nominated? Nope. Hollywood (and Storybrooke, btw) is always keeping us Gnomes down. We won’t stand for it.

Well, that’s all most of us gnomes can do anyway. I won’t give my Best Picture prediction until the Gnomeo and Juliet sequel is nominated for Best Picture.

Oh and dude, I’ll bet if you add a T to your last name, Angelina will call – and bring the kids. Just sayin’

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Ask Regina’s Garden Gnome – The stoned question

“Dear Mr.Gnome,

What’s it like to be in a constant state of being “stoned?”…..Harrrrhrrrr!” Manny

Gnome– Oh, I see what you did there – Stoned, I get it. Now, I would never recommend to any person to take any type of illegal substances, but being in Storybrooke might make you feel like you had. I mean;

The clock in the clock tower stopped for 28 years. 28 years, and the company that made the clock said it was past the Warranty period, and they wouldn’t fix it. That’s freaky enough, but then

Wolves with one red eye and one black eye walking around,

Mr. Gold telling you the Wolf you saw walk by didn’t exist,

Storybrooke is a wacky place, but then is does have a Thursday every week now. 🙂

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Ask Regina’s Garden Gnome – Emma just broke the Dark Curse…

“If Emma is successful in breaking the Evil Queen’s curse, what will be the first thing that you’ll do when you become yourself again?” from ObisGirl

Gnome– Well, I know I’m supposed to say, “I’m going to Disneyland!” but I’m probably not tall enough to ride any of the good rides, so I’ll probably just go to get a Cinnabon. Then I’ll sign up on the Evil Gnome Dating Site. Good times.

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Ask Regina’s Garden Gnome – Peeping Gnome

“Mr. Gnome, can you see into Regina’s windows and see what she is doing? If so what is she doing?” Maid Maleen

Gnome– Not really. That Evil Queen knew what she was doing. She sat me where I can see the street fine (Especially on Thursdays, thank goodness), but I can’t see in Regina’s windows. I do hear lots of crazy things going on in there, but can’t see anything.

Hey, maybe I can get Henry to set up a mirror pointing back toward the house… No way, that’s creepy. Oh well, I’ll just wait til Thursday. Sigh 🙂

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