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Ask Regina’s Garden Gnome – Oscars Best Picture prediction

“Dear Gnome,

Who do you think will win the Best Picture Oscar this year?” Brad Pit (Not *that* Brad Pitt. I only have one T in my last name, no kids and I’m not living with Angelina Jolie)

Gnome– Is Gnomeo and Juliet nominated? Nope. Hollywood (and Storybrooke, btw) is always keeping us Gnomes down. We won’t stand for it.

Well, that’s all most of us gnomes can do anyway. I won’t give my Best Picture prediction until the Gnomeo and Juliet sequel is nominated for Best Picture.

Oh and dude, I’ll bet if you add a T to your last name, Angelina will call – and bring the kids. Just sayin’

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Ask Regina’s Garden Gnome – Emma just broke the Dark Curse…

“If Emma is successful in breaking the Evil Queen’s curse, what will be the first thing that you’ll do when you become yourself again?” from ObisGirl

Gnome– Well, I know I’m supposed to say, “I’m going to Disneyland!” but I’m probably not tall enough to ride any of the good rides, so I’ll probably just go to get a Cinnabon. Then I’ll sign up on the Evil Gnome Dating Site. Good times.

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Ask Regina’s Garden Gnome – Klondike Bar

“Mr. Garden Gnome – What would you do for a Klondike Bar?” Karen

Gnome– What’s a Klondike Bar? Is that like the Rabbit Hole bar? Ruby goes there alot. Sigh. Is it Thursday, yet?

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Ask Regina’s Garden Gnome – Favorite day of the week

“Gnome on Regina’s front lawn, What’s your favorite day of the week?” Wayne P. from Boston, MA

Gnome– Thursday, that’s when Ruby jogs by in blue shorts. Blue, dolphin shorts. It’s good to be the Garden Gnome sometimes, ya know?

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Ask Regina’s Garden Gnome – I don’t believe this is real!

“Garden Gnome, Really, how can you email?? You are a garden gnome in Regina’s front yard. I don’t believe this is real!!” Bob N. from Kingman, AZ

Gnome– Hey, Smart Guy! Believe that I tell Henry my answers to the questions, Henry goes upstairs, drops a shoe on the stairs, then emails my answers to you. They’ve got dial-up, but it works, okay??

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