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Ask Regina’s Garden Gnome – 108

“Mr. Gnome…..

The number 108 is prevalent through out the Eastern philosophies and Indian religions. The Buddhist believe that there are 108 defilements and 108 earthly temptations that a human being MUST overcome to achieve Nirvana, or personal liberation. The Mayor Regina Mills’ address is 108 Mifflin St……..
My question is…. Have you witnessed any of these defilements or temptations that our poor Sheriff Graham, obviously, did not survive??….lol?” Manny

Gnome- Dude, that was a long question. Actually, yes I have. You know that old Yoko Ono album (you know the one I mean)? Regina loves it. I mean she LOVES it. She plays it alot (Especially this one), and I’m not sure the defilement scale of something like that, but it must be off the charts. Poor Sheriff Graham used to wear earplugs to block out the sound of it. Regina would get so mad at him and scream, “Can you hear me, Graham??” I’m fairly sure that it wasn’t love that brought Emma and Graham together, it was the lack of Yoko Ono’s album at Emma’s house. Ok, that and those pants and boots Emma wore. Just sayin’

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Ask Regina’s Garden Gnome – Pointing

“What are you pointing at? Its not nice to point, ya know. :)” Kristy

Gnome– I know, I know. Well, if you must know about the pointing. One day, I was doing my wild disco dance moves, and then I remembered that Sidney Glass is always snooping around here and reporting to Regina, so I had to hold that pointing pose – forever, now. Actually I’m pointing towards Regina’s secret [text removed mysteriously], but don’t tell anyone, okay? 🙂

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Ask Regina’s Garden Gnome – Klondike Bar

“Mr. Garden Gnome – What would you do for a Klondike Bar?” Karen

Gnome– What’s a Klondike Bar? Is that like the Rabbit Hole bar? Ruby goes there alot. Sigh. Is it Thursday, yet?

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Ask Regina’s Garden Gnome – Favorite day of the week

“Gnome on Regina’s front lawn, What’s your favorite day of the week?” Wayne P. from Boston, MA

Gnome– Thursday, that’s when Ruby jogs by in blue shorts. Blue, dolphin shorts. It’s good to be the Garden Gnome sometimes, ya know?

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Ask Regina’s Garden Gnome – I don’t believe this is real!

“Garden Gnome, Really, how can you email?? You are a garden gnome in Regina’s front yard. I don’t believe this is real!!” Bob N. from Kingman, AZ

Gnome– Hey, Smart Guy! Believe that I tell Henry my answers to the questions, Henry goes upstairs, drops a shoe on the stairs, then emails my answers to you. They’ve got dial-up, but it works, okay??

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